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SPC1!!! RAACN!! Get it out of the way early!

Does SPC2 accept viewer suggestions? If so, I suggest Rolfs Carton Club. Rolf Harris has some cartons for some reason and starts a club with them for some reason. Admittedly I've not thought this through ....

Richard: “We cover the news nobody else does!” 3 minutes later: “You may have seen on the grown up news”.

Good to see Henry Hippo has matured and becoming one of the UK's most intrepid and serious-minded investigative repo- ah no I should have watched to the end before commenting

The Bigfoot having big wobbling boobies is clearly fake news and must be condemned. It's obviously had a Brazilian Butt Lift instead.

Although birds don’t have big wobbling boobies an overweight sea bird could be a big wobbling booby

Did somebody say “resurrect the dodo”? 🥕

One of the main reasons the Galapagos tortoise went extinct was because they were so delicious. Even when they planned on bringing them back to breed or study they still couldn't stop themselves from scoffing all those delicious buggers.

The problem with the Dodo was that the people on Mauritius thought they were delicious. Branches of KFD were everywhere.

I wonder if the seeds in the teeth, and the not cleaning of the teeth have any relation to each other? Just a thought.

not brushing teeth but still having teeth at 58 hmm... I think it a bit of a red herring and that the truth is he brushes where the gumline is 3 times a day but not the teeth aaah

Funnily enough I’ve brushed my teeth 8 times so far today to ward off dementia, sorry - on the dementia ward.

The really really wild show- animal emulations edition. Without Terry Nutkins.

Spunk Up Your Arse the Cat was always my favourite character on Catpain Pugglescrub. I remember his catchphrase 'Dont put a Shrek in it' fondly 👍

I used to love Spunkupyourarse the Cat! Gonna switch over for this one

I'm still hung up on the original Reuters article saying the spoke to his ex-manager who changed his name and said "It wasn't a pun" His new name is David Jones, now either someone's at the wind up or Reuters' writers are unimaginative.

Every time I go to the bank, I have to provide seven forms of ID and at least three different body fluid samples to verify my identity. This "Banksy" chap ran a theme park and sells items at Sotheby's and you're telling me nobody knew who was cashing the cheques? This is only news if all the British media have been arrested for colluding in identity theft and money laundering. All the Guardianistas and BBC showbiz correspondents need to be in Belmarsh.

Banksy McBanksyface.

I think we need two of these a day

BBC2 should do a show hosted by a double act with a feature focusing on lazy journalists. Could go out early Sunday afternoon with perhaps an edited repeat on Friday evenings.

Ally should lead the news more often so it surprises Richard

Does SPC2 accept viewer contributions? If so, can I suggest 'Freds'. Every week a different famous Fred moves to Sheffield and experiences the potential medical, economic, social, and environmental consequences of a nuclear war....

Does SPC2 accept viewer suggestions? If so, I suggest Jim'll Fax It in which the Saville one sends a confession by fax but isn't sure if it's arrived with the police or not !!

Does SPC2 accept viewer contributions ? If so, can I submit 'Freds'. Every week a different famous Fred moves to Sheffield and experiences the potential medical, economic, social, and environmental consequences of a nuclear war....

SPC1!!! RAACN!! Get it out of the way early!

Just Getting It Out The Way Early on a Monday morning

What happened to get it out of the way early? That’s why Rich needs to write the same phrases down.

1:10 takes balls to tackle the lame stream media

Terrific rant against the lamestream media. SPC1 tells it like it is. Click on it!

Richard: “We cover the news nobody else does!” 3 minutes later: “You may have seen on the grown up news”.